photo by Anthony Bellemare . interview by Jess McCuan

Name: Ryan-Ashley Anderson

Age: 23

If you had a super power, what would it be? Night vision. I would always win at hide and seek.

And if you were a celebrity, who would you be? I guess Seinfeld. My secret desire is to be a stand-up comedian.

Are you funny? No. I don’t think I’m really that funny. I end up over-explaining. I give away the punch line. Things kind of fall flat. I end up thinking either I’m not funny or the rest of the world isn’t—and I’m pretty sure it’s not them.